Pendulum Heroes became live today. The “Look Inside” feature is now active, so now you can see the first few chapters. No need for me to try to describe it, you can watch Mike Morrow vex about how he looks like a chupacabra lizard dude and Richard Bates go from fifteen to fifty and catch a Carrie-style shower. Watch Jason Streible figure out life as a one armed archer and see Melvin Morrow become mortified at the sight of a beautiful brown skinned warrior maiden in a chainmail bikini… mortified because he is that sight now!
Some of you have preordered it already and I appreciate it. Everybody else, go check it out on Amazon or the platform of your choice. Look inside and enjoy the start of a crazy awesome adventure!
A real villain gives kids this age sugar and the looming promise of Type II diabetes…
Anyone who’s subscribed to my mailing list should have already gotten a copy of the third story in my Dastard Fantastic series “A Villain’s Patented Approach” in your email. This post is really just to let you know to hit me up if you haven’t received it and provide a place for you to comment if you liked the story or if it made you vomit… or both?
More exclusives are coming down the pipe… but in the meanwhile, enjoy the dastard’s approach!
I had to take a break from all the murdering I’m doing on Bloodborne to tell you guys to check out A Villain Turns Mad over at Daily Science Fiction. For those of you who follow me, this is the second one of the series involving the self-professed villain named Dastard Fantastic. The third one in the series is only available for those who’ve signed up for my mailing list… because that’s what a villain would do! It’s not too late, sign up here if you like my comedy or dig Dastard Fantastic’s exploits or both!
For those of you who just found me out of some random webz stuff, welcome. You may be lacking context. You’ll want to start with A Villain Considers His Options. Then you’ll be near caught up and ready for A Villain Turns Mad.
That’s it! See you guys in whatever spaces we’ll congregate in the near future!
Sometimes a baddie gotta mull shit over…
In my tradition of not making New Year’s resolutions, I’ve decided to be as I ever was and not blog in a very timely fashion. In the latest installment of “Where’s Beamon?” I was nearing the end of book 3, which of course ran into my real world needs of trying to prepare for a VMware exam. And while both of those things were and are happening, a villain dropped.
I’m speaking of “A Villain Considers His Options,” which subscribers to Daily Science Fiction should have already seen in their inboxes a couple weeks ago. This is the start of a series featuring the villain I call Dastard Fantastic. The second one “A Villain Turns Mad” will also appear at DSF sometime in the near future. And for those who have subscribed to my newsletter, you folks will be the only ones who get the third and (currently) final installment of the series, “A Villain’s Patented Approach.”
That’s how a villain would do it, by holding this delicious carrot over the heads of you folks who’ve yet to sign up. It’s not too late, just sayin…
Of course, that’s sometime in the nearish future. Meanwhile, you folks can enjoy “A Villain Considers His Options” today. Of funny note with this story is the bio. DSF used to ask me for a bio but this time they didn’t. I figured they were just gonna use my last one until I saw it and they were pretty much like “this is his 5th time, y’all already know who this dude is.” Apparently, I’ve hit vet status with DSF! What’s funnier is that this was actually my 6th time at DSF, which is apparently only something I’m keeping track of. Well, me and DSF’s own search database when you type in Beamon, but, you know, it’s a new year.