My people! I’m back after a month of slushing through a heap of really funny stuff for the upcoming UFO anthology. I don’t blog enough… I think I may be
a) too busy
b) too lazy
c) too newsless
I don’t mind being b) even if I wanna believe it’s a) in my own mind… but I’m starting to think it’s definitely not c). My news seems to be growing more and more in 2016 and here’s another example of that. My newest story is out at Daily Science Fiction! It’s called “17 Amazing Plot Elements… When You See #11, You’ll Be Astounded!”. It absolutely holds the title of my longest title ever, a distinction I owe to fellow writer Karlo Yeager Rodriguez. I’m just glad he said 17 and not 31 like it was Baskin Robbins!
I’ve gotten some great feedback on the story, so please, check it out here. Let me know what you think. And as I continue to stay less and less newsless, I’ll definitely make sure I’m not too busy to let you know where to find me.
My attempt to tease you to check out my story!
Some troops deploy stronger than others…
So it’s been a busy month, not the least because I’m waist deep in slush for Unidentified Funny Objects 5 [SIDENOTE: Writers! Send us your funny!!]. Anyway, in the space of like a weekend I’ve got news of new stories. It’s a trifecta folks, which is strange considering how we got here.
First, the one that is. Freshly printed in the inaugural issue of the new prozine Compelling Science Fiction, check out my hard SF story “Opportunities for Lost Children.” This one was one of my wife’s favorite pieces, full of old money, augmented reality, luchadors and a dude named Joke Roosevelt.
Secondly, the one that will be. Specifically, my latest story “Episodes from the Abner-Mortimer Karmic War” sold to the folks over at the No Sh!t, There I Was anthology. Conceived by Steven Saus and edited by the illustrious Rachel Acks, these stories promise to be the most awesome over the top tales you’ll find anywhere. Currently the Kickstarter to support the project is live. I hope you check it out. Preorder! Your money raises my pay rate… papa needs a PlayStation VR headset, which is likely the closest I’ll come to a holodeck in my lifetime.
Finally, we have the one remembered. Ares Magazine bought my story “King of the Shell Game” like forever ago. I’m talking like March of 2014. They said they wanted it, would pay on publication and… went quiet. It was that deathly stillness horror in the fog kinda quiet. That process let me know authors age in dog years when they’re waiting to see their stuff hit print. A year later, March 2015, the folks over at Ares hit me and said my story would appear sometime within the next three issues. Cool. Months went by. And I just plain stopped checking. I finally got an impulse to look into it and there it was… no announcement about it or nothing. It’s just hanging out there, quietly being a story I really enjoyed writing, this cool concept of energy beings wearing other sentient races as shells and absorbing the host’s attributes for a short while. I urge you all to check it out.
I looked this good 4 years ago… the hell have I been eating?
Leap Day! Some of you, two handfuls in fact, remember the last time I posted on Leap Day. It only comes once every four years, so that first time I wanted to catch my blog in its infancy and see how it grew the next time Leap Day rolled around.
For the many more that are new, here were the stats back then:
I was in Afghanistan. That kinda sucked.
I had 2 out of 3 pro sales to make SFWA qualifications. I would later learn that one of those sales didn’t count. At the time, that sucked even worse than Afghanistan.
I had 16 subscribers. 16!
I had a fierce thirst for more.
Now, four years later, and the only thing that’s still constant is the thirst! Current subscriber count is 169, which is awesome. I’m SFWA recognized. I’ve sold 12 stories at pro pay to places such as Intergalactic Medicine Show, Daily Science Fiction, AE: The Canadian SF Review (making me an international player!) and the Unidentified Funny Objects anthology. Speaking of, I also became an associate editor, directly affecting the landscape of speculative fiction comedy. And it kinda rocks reading the work of other writers in the trenches, trying to get their funny on while battling the slush.
Who knows where we’ll be the next Leap Day. Maybe 1699 followers and a book deal? Your man can hope.
In the meanwhile, thanks for hanging out with a brother. It’d be a lot lonelier in the trenches without you.
Hello small yet growing fan base and the random theoretical folks that somehow wondered onto my site! Those of you who belong to the latter group may not know, my latest flash story Settling Beef debuted today over at Daily Science Fiction. This marks my first new story published this year, with a bunch more coming (I actually guarantee this)!
The fallow year is over folks. In 2016 I’ve settled that beef! To those who are fresh and new to the site, welcome. That welcome comes with a smile that you can’t really see on your end of the Internet. It also comes with a recommendation that if you liked Settling Beef then you should definitely check out Saviors, also at DSF.
In much related news, my friend, peer, and overall stand up guy Anatoly Belilovsky (seriously check out his Kulturkampf, text or audio!) sent me a video to commemorate this latest story. It was too awesome not to share with you all!