As I write this my Pendulum Heroes Goodreads Giveaway has exactly 187 entries. If you don’t know the significance of the number, a quick Google will tell you about it and confirm to you that I’m hypothetically killing it in these trenches. Not bad considering that my sole advertisement is telling folks it’s there on Twitter, Goodreads and of course here on the gristle. We’ve got just a little less than a week left before the giveaway ends, so now’s the time to enter if you haven’t already.
Also of pretty cool note, the site All Author has entered the Pendulum Heroes book cover into their Cover of the Month contest for August. The cover rocks and I think it’s miles ahead of the competition on the site, but I need your help on this. If you dig the cover too take a moment to go to Pendulum’s All Author page and +1 it. No need to register for the site or sign up for some kind of mailing list, it’s just a matter of clicking the link and hitting the vote button.
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Meanwhile, let me update you guys on what I’ve been doing. I know I said I was going to focus on the novel but I took these last few weeks off to engage in a Codex writing contest. They keep the tools sharp and they’re too fun to not put some words to. That said, you guys should expect some flash stories from me later this year.
Did all of you notice the title? I wanted to make a point and put a mark in the web-sand the difference between hypothetically killing something and literally killing something. Am I the only one irked when someone says “It was literally killing me” or “I was literally dying” or “my head was literally exploding” and I’m like “ARRRRGHH! I’M NOT A GRAMMARIAN BUT DAMN, DO YOU KNOW WHAT LITERALLY MEANS?!!” So I’m doing my small part to make “hypothetically” cool again. I think part of the problem is that it’s too damn long. And you can’t shorten it to “hypo” because you could mean a dozen words and that’ll just confuse everyone. I would literally piss off people with hypoglycemic, hypochondria, hypothermia and that’s a huge demographic that never did anything to me. Notice the usages. Plus, “hypothet” that sounds cool. That hypothet works. Try it for yourselves. Let’s literally destroy the world’s liberal use of literally.
So less than a week left to enter to win a free epic genre-savvy adventure novel, so don’t put it off. Click here and enter!
Also, don’t let the cover wither in obscurity when it looks better than a lot of covers gracing the front page. Only takes a second to click, so go vote!
HELP IT WIN!
Gristlers! July is starting off in epic fashion. Epic as in atmospheric steampunk war story featuring killer cyborg monkeys on an airship. Yes, people, my story “A Song of Home, the Organ Grinds” is finally out in the latest issue of Lightspeed! And they really gave the story and yours truly the royal treatment. Lightspeed made the story this month’s feature and the issue’s cover art, illustrated by the very talented Saleha Chowdhury, is derived from the story. They also podcasted the story, which makes for the second time a story of mine’s been narrated. It’s pretty cool hearing your words spoken back to you, and Stefan Rudnicki did a wonderful job creating atmosphere and also has a real knack for sound effects… he has a killer killer monkey impression!
Lightspeed didn’t stop there. They also gave me an Author Spotlight interview, where Gordon White asks me how I came up with this story and some of the aspects and psychology of the characters and their motivations. It’s definitely worth checking out after you read the story and want to know the behind the scenes. You guys will never guess how this idea of attack monkeys spawned.
Lotta links, right? Ok, let’s recap.
Want to read the story? Click here.
Want to listen to it instead? Click here.
Want to know why the monkeys straight from the source? Click here.
And as always, feel free to come back to the gristle and let me know what you thought about this or anything else. Happy July folks!
Pendulum Heroes became live today. The “Look Inside” feature is now active, so now you can see the first few chapters. No need for me to try to describe it, you can watch Mike Morrow vex about how he looks like a chupacabra lizard dude and Richard Bates go from fifteen to fifty and catch a Carrie-style shower. Watch Jason Streible figure out life as a one armed archer and see Melvin Morrow become mortified at the sight of a beautiful brown skinned warrior maiden in a chainmail bikini… mortified because he is that sight now!
Some of you have preordered it already and I appreciate it. Everybody else, go check it out on Amazon or the platform of your choice. Look inside and enjoy the start of a crazy awesome adventure!
I had to take a break from all the murdering I’m doing on Bloodborne to tell you guys to check out A Villain Turns Mad over at Daily Science Fiction. For those of you who follow me, this is the second one of the series involving the self-professed villain named Dastard Fantastic. The third one in the series is only available for those who’ve signed up for my mailing list… because that’s what a villain would do! It’s not too late, sign up here if you like my comedy or dig Dastard Fantastic’s exploits or both!
For those of you who just found me out of some random webz stuff, welcome. You may be lacking context. You’ll want to start with A Villain Considers His Options. Then you’ll be near caught up and ready for A Villain Turns Mad.
That’s it! See you guys in whatever spaces we’ll congregate in the near future!